why do i do these things?

(x) been drunk
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car (only if backing into a friend's car counts)
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in "love" (what's with the quotes? i haven't been in "love" but i've been in love)
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parents' house
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job (oh adler pool... they owed me the extra sweatsuit. and pens. and copious amounts of conc food...)
( ) celebrated New Years in Time Square
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans
(x) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Africa
(x) had a crush on one of my livejournal friends
(x) Slapped someone I loved
( ) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) Been moshing at a concerts
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) been in an abusive relationship
( ) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
( ) lost a child
(x) gone to college
(x) graduated college
( ) had sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
( ) intentionally burned oneself
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) been to a prom (only senior. junior prom was quite the story...)
( ) bungee jumped
(x) been to a pop concert- don't judge me...
(x) dated someone for a year or more
( ) sold naked pictures of myself
(x) have been in a car accident
(x) have slept in the nude
(x) eaten cheesecake
( ) had jury duty
(x) hated someone without knowing them
( ) been to Maine
(x) shot a real gun
( ) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them.
( ) done ecstasy
( ) gotten my ass kicked
( ) been caught smoking
( ) milked a cow
( ) got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) cheated on someone
( ) lied one time in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Done something w/a friends bf/gf (just with their exes...)
( ) Done something w a bf/gf's sibling
(x) Committed a crime
(x) Dated someone older than you are
(x) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops
( ) Ever ran away
( ) Ever given someone a hicky
(x) Ever gotten a hicky
(x) Ever got super drunk
(X) Went skinny dipping
(x) Lied about where you're going
( ) Ever lied about your age
( ) Ever been pantsed
( ) Had mono
( ) Beer bonged
( ) Got into a physical fight w a parent
( ) parctipated in a fight on school ground
(x) been addicted to starbucks (oh high school...)
( ) been swimming with dolphins